Dual....:-)
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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