But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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