PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Your dad touched me again.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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