Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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