A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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