Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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