I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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