the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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