Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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