yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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