No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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