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If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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