Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.