can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??