Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.