the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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