he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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