Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I love you.
Bad choice
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