you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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