Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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