U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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