So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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