Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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