Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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