How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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