Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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