Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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