Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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