let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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