break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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