I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly