yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.