It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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