he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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