You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
