They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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