If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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