Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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