I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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