I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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