No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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