True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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