My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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