I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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