Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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