If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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