Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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