How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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