no. you can't hotbox the world.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.