Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia