I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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