Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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