yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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