Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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