I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize