Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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