I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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