Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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