quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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