It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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