im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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